HEAVEN

(This one never gets old.)

A priest, a minister, and a transsexual woman were standing at the pearly gates in front of St. Peter.

First the minister spoke up: “I fed the hungry, clothed the poor, and spread the Word throughout the land.”

St. Peter said unto him: “You have done well on Earth, but you have sinned against your brother. You shall spend seven years in purgatory to atone for those sins you did commit then you shall enter unto heaven.”

The priest spoke up next, “I have done as my brother the minister has, and I have lived a life of sacrifice, humility, and chastity. I have served only God, kept only God’s laws, and I offer my unworthiness to God now.”

St. Peter reviewed his notes and spoke unto the priest. “You have indeed lived a pious life and yet you, too, have sinned. You shall only have to spend one year in purgatory for all have sinned and must atone.”

Next St. Peter turned to the TS and spoke softly, “Go on in dear, they’re waiting for you.”

The Minister and the Priest both protested to St. Peter, “Why in all our piety have we been condemned to purgatory whilst that creature, against whom we preached and whom we chastised, merely passes into heaven?”

St. Peter simply glared at the two and said, “Boys, she’s already been through hell...”